Friday, December 16, 2016

Top Metal Albums of 2016

It's my blog, I do what I want! I may write more in-depth blurbs about the top few tiers soon enough.

THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2016 (According to me)
I listened to so much metal in the last month, trying to catch those albums I missed or glossed over earlier in the year. Extensive revisions have been made over the past few days. Truly, this was a ridiculous year for metal, with many newcomers as well as veteran bands putting out their best albums. Everything from old school heavy metal to avant-garde black metal had its moment this year.
I decided to do a list of the top 50 metal LPs, arranged into tiers since picking minutely between each album was too difficult with such a great volume of music and profusion of styles. 

But first, the top Demos and EPs!
Benthik Zone – Cyclum Vitam D’Aqua Pollutio (EP)
Boreworm – Entomophobia (EP)
Gnipahalan – Flögo de Bort (Demo) and Gnipahalan (Demo)
Ljáin – Endasálmar (EP) and Klofnar Tungur (EP)
Mylingar – Döda Vägar (EP)


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Without further ado, here are my picks, arranged from lowest tier to highest! 

MOO MOO FARM: 16
Agatus – The Eternalist
Anaal Nathrakh – The Whole of the Law
Ärid – Harvesting the Toil of Flesh Beyond the Entombment of the Extinction That It Bore
Baalsebub – The Sickness of the Holy Inquisition
Black Funeral – Ankou and the Death Fire
Countess – Fires of Destiny
Defeated Sanity – Disposal of the Dead // Dharmata
Demon Bitch – Hellfriends
El-Ahrairah – El-Ahrairah
Folteraar – Vertellingen van een donkere eeuw
Mare Cognitum – Luminiferous Aether
Oranssi Pazuzu – Värähtelijä
Schammasch – Triangle
Unfathomable Ruination – Finitude
Urzeit – Anmoksha
Void Omnia – Dying Light


WARIO STADIUM: 12
Furia – Ksiezyc milczy luty
Inter Arma – Paradise Gallows
Iskandr – Heilig Land
Master’s Hammer – Formulae
Saor – Guardians
SubRosa – For This We Fought the Battle of Ages
Thy Catafalque – Meta
Urfaust – Deep Space Meditation
Ustalost – The Spoor of Vipers
Void Meditation Cult – Utter the Tongue of the Dead
Wormed – Krighsu
Zhrine – Unortheta


SHERBET LAND: 10
Altarage – Nihl
Chronaexus – Outreach From a Withered Hand
Entropia – Ufonaut
Fallujah – Dreamless
Gevurah – Hallelujiah!
Meshuggah – The Violent Sleep of Reason
Mizmor – Yodh
Murg – Gudatall
Skáphe – Skáphe2
Spiritus Mortis – The Year is One


BANSHEE BOARDWALK: 8
A.M.S.G. – Hostis Universi Generis
Cultes des Ghoules – Coven, or Evil Ways Instead of Love
Eternal Champion – The Armor of Ire
Howls of Ebb – Cursus Impasse: The Pendlomic Vows
Inquisition – Bloodshed Across the Empyrean Altar Beyond the Celestial Zenith
Katatonia – The Fall of Hearts
Khemmis – Hunted
Obed Marsh – Innsmouth


BOWSER'S CASTLE: 3
Mithras – On Strange Loops
Ulcerate – Shrines of Paralysis
Vektor – Terminal Redux


RAINBOW ROAD: 1
Deathspell Omega – The Synarchy of Molten Bones


Yes, Deathspell Omega narrowly stole AOTY status from Mithras, but only by a sliver! While it will take me a while to decide how "Synarchy" stacks up to DsO's previous masterpieces, I think I can say with confidence that "On Strange Loops" is Mithras's best album, and any year without a DsO release, they would have gotten AOTY. It is simply not for us mortals to understand the likes of Deathspell Omega... reviewing the damn thing just doesn't make any sense. Listen, and be moved. If you want to see His monument, look around you...
https://deathspellomega.bandcamp.com/…/the-synarchy-of-molt…

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Finally, a few "Special Categories":
Biggest Surprise: Fallujah
Biggest Dissapointment: Defeated Sanity
Catchiest Song: "I Am the Hammer" - Eternal Champion
Most Played Album: Vektor
Best Debut: Obed Marsh

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